First of all: I'm already in bed. My hair is up and there's moisturizer on my face. If they are indeed making out on the couch still, that makes this a "you" problem, not an "us" problem.
[ For a moment, he considers leaving it at thatβ but that's practically inviting snark in reply, and son he continues: ]
The way I see it, you have a couple of options, and mostly involving destroying the mood so completely they have no choice but to give up. Personally, I recommend sitting next to them and reading in your best monotone voice from the dullest chapter of the dullest textbook you own.
for @sapio
First of all: I'm already in bed. My hair is up and there's moisturizer on my face. If they are indeed making out on the couch still, that makes this a "you" problem, not an "us" problem.
[ For a moment, he considers leaving it at thatβ but that's practically inviting snark in reply, and son he continues: ]
The way I see it, you have a couple of options, and mostly involving destroying the mood so completely they have no choice but to give up. Personally, I recommend sitting next to them and reading in your best monotone voice from the dullest chapter of the dullest textbook you own.